Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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