I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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