therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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