so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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