I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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