I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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