absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
farters have to be the big spoon...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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