is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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