Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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