But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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