There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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