we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm always down for nudity.
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