Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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