Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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