is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
