I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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