Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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