evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
