What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
a search helicopter?!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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