one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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