I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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