Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
