dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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