But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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