He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
