do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
