playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's never too late to be topless.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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