who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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