They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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