my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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