wrigley field is MILF paradise
Tell her she can't have a vagina
kristin has been a bad kristin
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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