i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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