so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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