Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Randomize