So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
vagina is talking i cant
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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