The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
