Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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