Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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