Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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