In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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