Me. At least after what I've been through.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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