After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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