i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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