didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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