So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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