brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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