Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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