So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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