Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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