I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish you could order shots online.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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