hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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