I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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