Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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