That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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