Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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