Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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