I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
cat food counts as protein by the way
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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